I love fat boys!
Fat in the eyes, that is. This is the physical trait I find most über-attractive in people and I usually have a hard time explaining myself to friends… so here’s the breakdown, people. I’m referring to the pudgy upper eyelid fat that rests on the eyelashes of these foxes. Let me illustrate:
Brad, Benicio, Joseph, Denzel, Heath, Bruce, Lord have mercy! Having recently watched an Argentinian documentary, I’ve found out that the northern variety of those people are the most eye-fat-endowed ones I’ve ever seen. Methinks it’s time for a liiittle viiisit to Latin America. Add in an eyebrow scar, beard and freckles and I’m completely sold!
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October 26, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Wow that’s one of the weirdest fetishes I’ve ever heard of. No wonder you wanted to see that Argentinian rom-com. Oh, and just FYI, 2 eyebrow scars and and a nose scar over here
May 14, 2010 at 6:29 am
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Don’t forget about Blasquito!!!!
March 16, 2011 at 7:35 am
how could I possibly? He still haunts me.
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